I look so inspired! LOL!
Thought I’d share some of my ballooning testimonies with ya…
One time I was ballooning at the mall and when concentrating on making a balloon this lady comes up and puts her hand on my arm and says “Don’t worry honey, your talents are gonna be discovered some day.” And leaves me with a “wink, wink” and I’m like: “Blink, blink” …Made me really think about my future…
This lady hires me for her daughter’s birthday party. I made a “friend”! This “friend” soon became my constant companion aka-The father! He wouldn’t leave my side and hired me for an ex”tra ½ hour. After the party was over he helped to carry my things to the car and tips me an extra $30 or so…While I’m driving I get a txt “You’re very beautiful”
…Yeah, I know who’s NOT gonna hire me again…LOL!
(Marie should remember this story) I was about 16 or so and had a very long and busy day ballooning so much that my fingers were cramping. Anywho, that night Marie and I crashed on the couch. I woke up in the middle of the night and began talking nonsense. It went something like this:
ME: “Marie! Marie! Have you seen him?
Marie: “Seen who? What are you talking about?”
ME: “His head! I can’t find his head!”
Marie: “What? Who’s head? “
Me: “My boyfriend’s head” (Was boyfriend- less at the time) It floated away and I can’t find it!”
Marie: (Laughing through her frustration) Steph! You’re don’t know what you’re talking about!”
Me: Of course I do! See?! I knew you wouldn’t believe me… I know you think that I’m not making sense but I am! I am! His head- it’s a balloon and it floated away! Can you help me find it?”
Marie: Just go to sleep Steph…
Me:”Okay. Okay”
Fell asleep and to my surprise could remember our little late night conversation the following morning and haven’t forgotten it since! Hahahaha…
Most annoying jokes that I get EVER week…
1).” Mr. Mr. can you make me a bicycle?” (From the movie “The wedding crashers”)And they think that they’re THE funniest person ever…My reply is a simple and stern “Nope” , followed with one of my put on smiles, as well as my well practiced giggle and then ending with “I’m not that cool”.
2.) When a balloon pops and someone walking by pretend that they got shot.
I mutter behind my smile “ Die”…That’s when I’m not in the best of moods of course. LOL
I’ll end it with this:
I hope I’m remembered for something other than ballooning when I die. LOL! Kidding!
Off to bed I go!
